More Lingo for Hearse Drivers

hearse limousinesA couple weeks ago, I posted some vocabulary and lingo that you might hear drivers of hearse limousines say. Because of the special construction of a hearse, there are some terms you might not know when you hear them talking. Today, I’m posting some more of those terms for you.

Carved-Panel Style: This is a style of funeral hearse that hasn’t been around since the 1940s. Typical characteristics include carved pictures on the hearse’s drapery columns. Decorations generally include pressed metal, wood or both.

Church Truck: These are the devices on which the casket is placed to transfer it from the funeral home to the hearse. It’s also the thing that the casket sits on during the funeral.

Combination Style: This is basically a combination of a hearse and an ambulance. It has the equipment that an ambulance needs, including a removable roof light and storage areas for medical equipment, but it’s smaller and resembles the shape of a hearse. These types of vehicles are common in small towns that can’t afford to supply a hearse and an ambulance.

First Call Car: This is a more common-looking vehicle that transports bodies to the hospitals or medical examiners from their place of death. It’s also called a service car.

Flower Car: These vehicles are generally used for carrying the flowers to the burial site once the funeral is over. It also has space for a coffin if needed.

How to Successfully Map Your Next Road Trip

gmc dealerLeading up to this road trip that my wife and I have been on, there were two things I was excited about – getting an HHR from the GMC dealer and mapping the trip.

I think I have an obsession with maps. I get one from every state we go through. On top of that, I have four road atlases and I go to AAA before every trip to get a TripTik and the maps, too. But I love looking at maps and planning trips. I probably should’ve been a travel agent. Maybe I missed my calling. I’m going to share a few tips with you in case you’ve never mapped a road trip or if you just have trouble doing it.

Get a map of the United States. This is the first thing that goes into planning a long road trip if it’s going to span several states. This way, you can see which states you’re going to go through. Highlight the major highway(s) that will take you to your destination.

Get a map of each state you’re going to drive through. This will be a more detailed map so you can see the highways up close. You’ll get an idea of where the roads go and any major attractions along the way that you might like to see.

Grab a highlighter. Highlight the highways on each map. This makes it easy to find when you pull over to make sure you’re on the right road.

Bring a road atlas. Having a road atlas is much more convenient than unfolding the huge maps. Keep this handy for quick reference.

Write the directions. Making a list of turns and interchanges helps you follow the roads you need to follow with no problem. Keep this list in your visor.

Check MapQuest . This just ensures that you have planned the quickest or shortest route.